This is the line that made me grin:
"It will require trailering home OR WE CAN MAKE IT SMALLER for shipping if desired" :~D
With what? a blow torch?!?!?! -HA!
on second thought......From a business standpoint, Bob should really be giving that car away to the first trailer that shows up. He can then sell back all the pieces he took off of it to the new owner.
-Mark.